Archive for September, 2007
If I’ve Said It Once, I’ve Said It A Million Times:
Tuesday, September 18th, 2007You can love your meat…just don’t LOVE YOUR MEAT. I will now avoid discussing this matter further, because it gives me a walloping case of the heebie-jeebies. *shudder* PS: Given the subject, I can’t help but note that George Costanza considered pastrami to be “the most sensual of all the smoked, cured meats.”
Salty Hamburger = Jail Time
Tuesday, September 11th, 2007This just in: A McDonald’s employee in Georgia was arrested last Friday for, I kid you not, serving an over-salted hamburger to a local police officer. I am absolutely effing serious — see here for the full details. The real question here is this: Was the officer justified for throwing the McWorker in the clink [...]
I Can Has Shackburger?
Friday, September 7th, 2007For an avid carnivore, there are myriad joys to be found in the wild world of animal flesh. It’s easy, if you’re an adventurous meat-thusiast, to go on at length about the fancy stuff: seared foie gras; roasted bone marrow; ostrich carpaccio; porterhouse steaks that have been carefully dry-aged for months; and so on. But [...]
